I shall tell thee a story. Once upon a time there was a young boy of 13 called Monkeybullet. Twas a self-proclaimed alias, as his parents would not change the name certificate. Said Monkeybullet boy played a game called Call of Combat (V1). Twas a Merry game, full of bloody grenade battles and bayonets. Our young protagonist took it upon himself to join the legendary Brothers in Arms Army group (BiA). Twas a much younger group than the mighty KFG, RFA or UBG but it was recognised nevertheless as a mighty group of community, sharing, community and community. Our young Monkeybullet cast his eyes over some of the mightiest heroes of RFA and as any young, hormone-crazed child would do, began to cry after his men fell, one by one to the 2x2 pixels that were the RFA grenades.
The 13 year old Monkeybullet then proceeded to roar a mighty roar and with extraordinary skill, place his keyboard through his computer monitor. Twas an unlucky day for the mutated badger called Billy as he suffered severe brain damage from a computer mouse thrown from over 2 miles away.
Meanwhile, said RFA heroes by the name of Corgan, Leroy Brown, SS and TROOPER laughed their mighty laughs and after logging onto their World of Warcraft characters shared stories of their battles round the fireplace in Goldshire Inn.
Several years later upon the announcement of Call of Combat V2, the now, much older Monkeybullet had transformed into a much more solemn creature. Years of plotting, scheming, planning and plotting were finally going to be put into play. To spare this innocent audience what Monkeybullet would happily describe in such lavish detail that your eyes would pop, bowels erupt and brains melt, each RFA hero was dealt with one by one. Such is Monkeybullet's evil, he would have you match up each method of death to each fallen RFA hero...Oh what a dark day this is for RFA heros all around the world returning once more for CoC V2.
- Car battery attached to nipples of hero. Hero being flung into the Atlantic ocean.
- Thrown into a pit of mutated badgers that had been starved for 46 minutes and 40 seconds.
- Bought a ball pit for son from Wallmart. Was driving it home completely unaware it had been modified into a grenade pit.
- Was kidnapped and forced to drink 10 galleons of carrot juice causing mass liver failure after vitamin A overdose.